Christmas fucking Christmas
It’s full of fucking cheer
Snogging under mistletoe
People drinkin all ya beer
I hate that friggin red coat man
Who bellows out ho ho
And most of all I hate the cold
And all the fuckin snow
Lets not forget the dosh ya spend
On aunts you’ve never known
And why the fuck has Nan got me
A flowered dressing gown
Just what’s the point of Christmas cards
When they all say the same
Have a happy Christmas mate
It’s getting rather lame
So have a fukin pissed up time
A sentiment that’s right
I hope yours is a golden one
Not cold and fukin white